She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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