And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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