i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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