I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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