The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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