R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Randomize
