how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
it's like heaven, but drunker
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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