You really coming over, don't trick.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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