lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Small penises have feelings too.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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