the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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