Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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