oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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