I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
