That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
