he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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