Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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