You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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