But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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