batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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