Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
