Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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