There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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