I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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