her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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