Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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