ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
