North Korea, Best Korea!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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