youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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