Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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