How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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