So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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