Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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