It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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