My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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