is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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