I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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