I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
