Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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