You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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