But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
