Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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