I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Randomize
