I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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