that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Randomize
