That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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