just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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