So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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