Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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