Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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