Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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