Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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