Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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